Who invented frozen pizza?

It’s just a cold block of tasteless rubber.

When you cook frozen pizza in the oven it is either,  burnt, mushy, or, rubbery.

I feel like a frozen Pizza sometimes – especially during the summer. During the winter – it is so obvious – the chill endures throughout. It is nice not to be left out to long to become soggy and deteriorated.

I am not worried at all, being compared to frozen pizza. As long as I do not have to eat it.